Last night I had a headache and I was already tired, so I went to bed pretty early. I woke up again though around 2:30 am, tried to go back to sleep, but gave up and decided to drink some ginger tea and eat some crackers to ease my empty and slightly queasy stomach. Scott’s online, I figure I can talk to him. Right? RIGHT? Since when were you more intuitive than a woman, Scott? Click past the break for the entire awkward conversation. =P  

[03:15] Erin: omg, yes I’m actually up
[03:15] Scott: Wow!
[03:15] Scott: Good morning or good night?
[03:16] Erin: well I already slept for 4 hours, but I woke up with a headache and hungry
[03:16] Erin: so I’m drinking some tea and eating some crackers before going back to bed
[03:16] Erin: how are ya?
[03:16] Scott: Fine. Tired, but can’t sleep just yet.
[03:16] Scott: I work at noon.
[03:16] Erin: yeah, i work at 1
[03:17] Scott: Shuuuucks.
[03:17] Erin: I’m so glad I can sleep in some. My sleep has been such crap last few nights.
[03:18] Scott: Why? 🙁 Adjusting to the new place?
[03:19] Erin: dunno, I wake up for different reasons. I’m hot, I have to pee, the covers are jacked up, etc.
[03:19] Scott: You’re preggers aren’t you!
[03:19] Scott: (lol)
[03:20] Erin: lol
[03:20] Scott: Yeah?
[03:21] Erin: brb <—this is me going oh crap, Pete, what do I sayyyyy, what do I doo…..
[03:21] Scott: …….
[03:21] Scott: Define cliffhanger:
[03:23] Erin: was something coming after that colon?
[03:24] Scott: Nope! Just that your momentary departure was quite a cliff hanger after that question lol 🙂
[03:24] Erin: OH LOL
[03:25] Erin: you’re funny Scott. But rest assured, whenever I am pregnant, I will be sure to tell you in person.
[03:25] Scott: lol. Okeydoke.  *phew* thought I dodged it
[03:25] Scott: Good thing we’re hanging out in a few days, eh?  (SCOOOTTTTTT!!!!a;slfja;lsdkjfsldfkjldskfj)
[03:26] Scott: lawl!
[03:26] Erin: haha! how bad do you want to be an uncle? You sure seem eager.
[03:27] Scott: Nope, just noticing how expertly you are dodging outright saying “Nope, not pregnant yet!”  (at least I’m expertly dodging. =P Some small consolation.)
[03:27] Scott: 😀
[03:27] Scott: lol
[03:27] Scott: Well, maybe a little eager too.
[03:27] Erin: haha yeah I think so
[03:27] Erin: I’m gonna try to go back to bed here in a minute    (I need out of this situation….)
[03:28] Scott: Urkeydoke. I think I’m actually gonna go grab some food.
[03:28] Erin: okeeyyyyyy
[03:28] Erin: love ya boob, later
[03:28] Scott: I almost have a ponytail.
[03:28] Erin: woot
[03:28] Scott: I need another inch or so in the front.
[03:28] Scott: Love ya too g’night!

Oh Scott.  I love you.  And you make my life challenging.  But kudos for being the first to guess it correctly.  And here I thought just talking about crappy sleep sounded innocent enough. After the fact, I thought of all kinds of things I could have said to probably get out of it better, but oh well.