{"id":81,"date":"2010-07-03T03:37:23","date_gmt":"2010-07-03T08:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/?p=81"},"modified":"2010-07-03T03:37:23","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T08:37:23","slug":"omg-scott-im-going-to-punch-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/2010\/07\/03\/omg-scott-im-going-to-punch-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG Scott, I’m going to punch your face"},"content":{"rendered":"
Last night I had a headache and I was already tired, so I went to bed pretty early. I woke up again though around 2:30 am, tried to go back to sleep, but gave up and decided to drink some ginger tea and eat some crackers to ease my empty and slightly queasy stomach. Scott’s online, I figure I can talk to him. Right? RIGHT? Since when were you more intuitive than a woman, Scott? Click past the break for the entire awkward conversation. =P \u00a0<\/p>\n
[03:15] Erin: omg, yes I’m actually up Oh Scott.\u00a0 I love you.\u00a0 And you make my life challenging.\u00a0 But kudos for being the first to guess it correctly.\u00a0 And here I thought just talking about crappy sleep sounded innocent enough. After the fact, I thought of all kinds of things I could<\/em> have said to probably get out of it better, but oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night I had a headache and I was already tired, so I went to bed pretty early. I woke up again though around 2:30 am, tried to go back to sleep, but gave up and decided to drink some ginger tea and eat some crackers to ease my empty and slightly queasy stomach. Scott’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n[03:15] Scott: Wow!
\n[03:15] Scott: Good morning or good night?
\n[03:16] Erin: well I already slept for 4 hours, but I woke up with a headache and hungry
\n[03:16] Erin: so I’m drinking some tea and eating some crackers before going back to bed
\n[03:16] Erin: how are ya?
\n[03:16] Scott: Fine. Tired, but can’t sleep just yet.
\n[03:16] Scott: I work at noon.
\n[03:16] Erin: yeah, i work at 1
\n[03:17] Scott: Shuuuucks.
\n[03:17] Erin: I’m so glad I can sleep in some. My sleep has been such crap last few nights.
\n[03:18] Scott: Why? \ud83d\ude41 Adjusting to the new place?
\n[03:19] Erin: dunno, I wake up for different reasons. I’m hot, I have to pee, the covers are jacked up, etc.
\n[03:19] Scott: You’re preggers aren’t you!
\n[03:19] Scott: (lol)
\n[03:20] Erin: lol
\n[03:20] Scott: Yeah?
\n[03:21] Erin: brb <—this is me going oh crap, Pete, what do I sayyyyy, what do I doo….<\/span>.<\/small><\/span>
\n[03:21] Scott: …….
\n[03:21] Scott: Define cliffhanger:
\n[03:23] Erin: was something coming after that colon?
\n[03:24] Scott: Nope! Just that your momentary departure was quite a cliff hanger after that question lol \ud83d\ude42
\n[03:24] Erin: OH LOL
\n[03:25] Erin: you’re funny Scott. But rest assured, whenever I am pregnant, I will be sure to tell you in person.
\n[03:25] Scott: lol. Okeydoke.\u00a0 *phew* thought I dodged it<\/small><\/span>
\n[03:25] Scott: Good thing we’re hanging out in a few days, eh?\u00a0 (SCOOOTTTTTT!!!!a;slfja;lsdkjfsldfkjldskfj<\/small>)<\/span>
\n[03:26] Scott: lawl!
\n[03:26] Erin: haha! how bad do you want to be an uncle? You sure seem eager.
\n[03:27] Scott: Nope, just noticing how expertly you are dodging outright saying “Nope, not pregnant yet!”\u00a0 (at least I’m expertly<\/em> dodging. =P Some small consolation.)<\/small><\/span>
\n[03:27] Scott: \ud83d\ude00
\n[03:27] Scott: lol
\n[03:27] Scott: Well, maybe a little eager too.
\n[03:27] Erin: haha yeah I think so
\n[03:27] Erin: I’m gonna try to go back to bed here in a minute \u00a0\u00a0 (I need out of this situation….)<\/small><\/span>
\n[03:28] Scott: Urkeydoke. I think I’m actually gonna go grab some food.
\n[03:28] Erin: okeeyyyyyy
\n[03:28] Erin: love ya boob, later
\n[03:28] Scott: I almost have a ponytail.
\n[03:28] Erin: woot
\n[03:28] Scott: I need another inch or so in the front.
\n[03:28] Scott: Love ya too g’night!<\/p>\n