{"id":66,"date":"2010-06-29T18:08:40","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T23:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/?p=66"},"modified":"2010-06-29T18:08:40","modified_gmt":"2010-06-29T23:08:40","slug":"gah-plan-failed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/2010\/06\/29\/gah-plan-failed\/","title":{"rendered":"Gah! Plan Failed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so the conversation was supposed to go something like this:<\/p>\n<p>Me: Here, Mom, two bottles of wine I&#8217;m not going to drink.\u00a0 You can have them.<br \/>\nMom: Oh thanks!\u00a0 But why don&#8217;t you drink them?<br \/>\nMe: Hm, I would, but I think it wouldn&#8217;t be good for the baby.<br \/>\nMom: !!!<\/p>\n<p>Instead it went something like this:\u00a0 <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Me: Here, Mom, two bottles of wine I&#8217;m not going to drink.\u00a0 You can have them.<br \/>\nMom: Why did you buy wine that you&#8217;re not going to drink?<br \/>\nMe: One I thought I would drink when I bought it.\u00a0 The other one was a gift.<br \/>\nMom: Oh, okay.<br \/>\nMe: &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>AHHHH.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m just going to be lamesauce and show her this post.\u00a0 Hi Mom!\u00a0 Better to scroll down to the bottom of this blog page so you can start from the beginning. =)<\/p>\n<p>Update: I showed my mom this blog post.\u00a0 I was really nervous to do it.\u00a0 But THAT WAS FUN! XD\u00a0  It was fun to watch her read it over and over and see it sink in.  Then, &#8220;RICK, COME OVER HERE AND READ THIS!!&#8221;\u00a0  Then to watch dad read it over and over and see it sink in.  Ohh, fun times. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so the conversation was supposed to go something like this: Me: Here, Mom, two bottles of wine I&#8217;m not going to drink.\u00a0 You can have them. Mom: Oh thanks!\u00a0 But why don&#8217;t you drink them? Me: Hm, I would, but I think it wouldn&#8217;t be good for the baby. Mom: !!! Instead it went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/babyg.brainstormwarning.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}